Member of The Week 5: Rocky Top Fox

The duck it is.

Red Bull is king.

Monster, Rock Star and whatever just taste like pure sugar with Flintstone vitamins crushed up in them.

 

You are right on the last part

 

Means absolutely nothing.

 

Lucky you.

 

This is correct.

Some of the most Jesus loving women I know ride more dick than a pornstar.



Something about feeling validated by God's forgiveness makes them feel like they can do whatever and all is good.

Just pray about it.

 

Cactus juice is trippy, man.

I love Rocky Top and listen to it endlessly during football season. The more people hate to hear it, the more I love to play it

Never had an energy drink, just seems like it'd be weird jacking your body up like that.

Come to think about it, I've only dated one strong Christian in my life and she was much less loyal and more up to sleeping around than other girls. Hopefully that was just one instance though.

Strange how that works, isn't it? B*tches be crazy.

 

That's why Chris Brown is always trying to literally knock some sense into them.

 

And you do not drink either right. Are you a Mormon?

 

Nope. I guess I'm just boring. It's not that I refuse to drink I just haven't wanted to yet. I'm sure I'll try a fine beer someday that's not from a can.

I enjoy the occasional cigar though. Too bad the Titans never win.

 

A cigar filled with the reefer???