Smack Only the Jags...

She's building up some goodwill for something. Don't worry, she'll call in a favor soon enough.

 

I should probably check my bank account.

I don't want to.

 

I'll check it for you. All I need is your routing number, account number, social security number and mother's maiden name.

 

You'd be so disappointed.

 

Free money will make disappointment much easier to swallow.

 

I would rather go see a sequel about some birds than watch Kevin Cosner pretend the Browns don't suck for 2 hours.

Every sports movie I've ever seen that tries to do that alternate reality bull**** has failed hard in my book. If you want to do a movie about the Browns breaking tradition and not being terrible, wait for it to happen in real life and then dramatize it.

Might be waiting forever, but at least the movie won't suck.

It's like making a movie where in opening 5 minutes the American Indians kicked all the colonizing peoples' ass, and then I have to suffer through the remaining 2 hours pretending such a feat were possible, and try to enjoy this bull**** hypothetical.

/rant

 

for real



like a bunch of whiteys could really get past those crazy ass Indians at full strength

 

You really know you're int trouble if she offers a theatre beej.