Is this real life?

I was about to say, you can thank T.O. and Chad Johnson for stuff like this.

 

Most of their celebrations were great, Goodell is just jealous he can't dance and nobody likes him.

 

Meh, there were many before them. They just got creative. Even still, you can't say banning "pointing" is because of that. That's just ignorance and the further disintegration of the league.

 

I mean, sure I can see you can't hide a sharpie under the pad and sign the ball... that's fine. But salutes, spikes, Cruzs salsa dance, etc all these things have no harm to the game.

 

@NFLprguy: to clear up bad info re: td celebrations like military salute/spinning ball: only flagged if player does it directly @ opponent

 

Ochocinco is rolling around in his grave because of these rules.

 

oh thank god, those spinning ball taunts are too much

 

Reduces grown-men to tears from time to time...

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I can't wait to see if these rules are enforced. There are no options but to hand the ball to the ref or leave it on the ground. No one wants to see that.

 

What I want to know is, how do you shove the ball? I've never seen a player place the ball on the ground, then get on his hands and knees and shove the ball around.

Or do players have tiny clones of themselves in their pockets that they send out to shove the ball for them?